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Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear..... I'm logged in.

Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband ata type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband :Unknown Virus[/align]

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